Thursday, March 1, 2012

Slutty co-eds want you to pay for their behavior (UPDATE)

They just can't help themselves, so they want you to pay for their condoms, birth control and perhaps even abortions. Who knew? Time for an aspirin between the knees, perhaps? Rush is ripping this story a new one, and rightly so, after enraging congressional libs yesterday by speaking quite frankly about Pelosi's staged single-witness ‘hearing’ in an attempt to frame their ‘reproductive rights’ argument, and specifically targeting the sex-crazed co-ed who claimed she's going broke buying birth control! What did they expect?!

Yesterday:


Today (starting @ 3:41, after the Blunt amendment talk):


Someone, with more time than I, needs to really create a mashup of Sandra Fluke's testimony...



...mixed with this awesome song (thanks, Rush)!



Seriously, unending deficits and debt, but this is the issue they've latched onto to fight against conservatives? Co-eds attending expensive law schools need the American people to pay to protect them from their own sexual escapades? More freebies, more manufactured outrage, more political expediency. Ri-damn-diculous...it deserves to be mocked and ridiculed.

UPDATE: Apparently, Obama felt the need to call Fluke on Friday, reinforcing her plight with that phony liberal compassion (similar to the feigned outrage) that we've come to recognize all too well. But Rush let's us in on the dirty little secret: no one's denying Fluke her birth control pills!

"This isn't about birth control pills anyway, folks. This isn't about contraception anyway. This is about expanding the reach and power of government into your womb if you're a woman. This is about the Democrat Party wanting more and more control over you."