Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Hump day hilarity & high jinx

The high jinx and hilarity kept rolling along throughout the day, so thought I’d simply lump a few of these into one smörgåsbord of laughter and ridiculousness…

Remember this question asked in Monday night’s GOP debate: “Out of every dollar that I earn, how much do you think that I deserve to keep?” Who’d a thought that this ‘question you’ll never hear at a Democrat debate’ would be asked of a Democrat so soon? Well, listen to how Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) twists in the wind while claiming that Americans aren’t entitled to all of their own money


“I’ll put it this way, you don’t deserve to keep all of it. It’s not a question of deserving, because what government is, is those things that we decide to do together… I think you need to pay your fair share for things we've decided are our national priorities ." 

Spoken like a true statist, before arriving at her allotted percentages dependent on wealth, of course.

Speaking of the soft tyranny of statism…let’s turn to Obama’s latest jokes. While out on the campaign trail…er, excuse me, jobs stump (wink, wink)…Obama wore his desperation on his sleeve while attempting to revive that cult of personality that landed him the gig…



We don’t love ya, and we’re not gonna help ya pass that bill…but we will help ya pass THIS one….you know, the actual American Jobs Act filed by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX). Apparently, Democrats were too disinterested in Obama’s plan, so Gohmert swiped the name and filed a vastly improved bill!

On top of that one, Republican senators called on a vote for a jobs bill of their own that would counter the NLRB’s complaint against Boeing for their alleged retaliation against union workers. And Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) sent a clear message to Obama: “Pass THIS now!”



As one Gateway Pundit commenter added: “He forgot the part about 'If you love me' pass this bill now.”

Maybe we should report Rep. Gohmert and Sen. Paul to Obama’s new watchdog site, Attaaaaack Waaaaaaatch:



Ok, jokes aside, here’s the actual site…LOL! It’s just too hard not to laugh. If you love him, you’ll go to…Attaaaaack Waaaaaaatch!! Ok, ok…